Completely Relevant News: Dr. Barbarian, So Long

Some jokers over at Trinity college hacked the English School's staff page, adding in a one "Conan T. Barbarian" to their staff list. Dr. Barbarian studied Post-Colonial theory at the Sorbonne, and completed his PhD with his dissertation, "To Hear the Lamentations of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran." Sadly, Dr. Barbarian has been removed from Trinity's page. His legend, of course, lives on.